we need your help to put an end to the greatest evil in the world today: sliced bread. here's why you should join our effort:
- i can slice my own dang bread
- maybe i want the whole loaf?
- children can choke on sliced bread more easily than whole loaves
- loaves are cooler than slices
- the expression "coolest thing since sliced bread" implies that nothing and no one will ever be equal to or greater than sliced bread
- why glorify bread in a sliced form?
- bread slices are potential murder weapons
- loaves can be used as pillows
- loaves are cute
- loaves smell better
- presliced bread promotes violence early in a child's development by showing them its normal to cut things into pieces
- think about the children.
REPOST THIS JOURNAL TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT OF THIS MOVEMENT. PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN, THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD!!
please help put an end to this madness, the violence, the danger, the injustice. protect the children and your independence. put an end to sliced bread.